December 2011
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13000unitsofthing asked: merry christmas! :)
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conjugationsandcarbohydrates asked: Why thank you very much, I'm sure it will end just alright. Right back at you, friend.
salopesmuets:
I’m spending Christmas alone in my basement eating Doritos.
Also, there is absolutely no snow. I can’t remember a Montana Christmas where the snow isn’t waist-high. Heartbreaking.
This is the most bizarre holiday I’ve spent in all my life.
What happened?
I hope you all have had a much more successful holiday than I.
That sucks. There is no snow here in New York either and...
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Waiter: Okay, can I get you guys drinks? Soda? Beer?
Dad: I’ll take the gingerbread martini!!
Mom: My mother-in-law wants Sex on the Beach…
Gramalama (who is 84 years old): Someone asked me if I wanted that before and I told them “I’m not up to it right now, maybe later, after I’ve had a couple of drinks”
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